Here at Xpress Magazine, we posted an article listing ways to save our dying planet. Those are nice but they didn't touch on the bigger issue. Although global warming is a false ploy pushed on us by liberals...
Platforms: PS3, Xbox 360
Release Date: February 26, 2009
Average Scores: 51, 53
I love Will Arnett. If I could only send out six invites to my next birthday party, I'd send at least four of the invitations...
Millions upon millions of people flock to AMC's The Walking Dead each week, much like an actual flock of zombies. Millions of people also flocked to Telltale Games’ brilliant adventure game based on...
Platforms: PS4, Playstation Vita
Release Date: March 3, 2015
The first OlliOlli was the perfect arcadey skating game. Plain and simple.
Nailing kickflips and crooked grinds was a sublime way to pass...
My dog pissed on me once. I don’t know why. I usually have to pay a tiny Asian woman to do that. However, this showed me early in life that your favorite things won’t hesitate to drop trou and use...
Platforms: PS3, Xbox 360, PC
Release Date: November 18, 2014
Average Score: 40, 32, 52
I didn’t think it would happen, on the first Teardown of 2015 no less, but a game for this column finally broke...
Saints Row IV was a colossal bummer on all fronts.
Remastered games generally give titles a second chance to right the wrongs of its first release or at least yield a more convenient way to access the...
Video games, at their best, craft amazing, interactive worlds that yield escapism at its finest; the dark, blood-stained hallways of the Ishimura mining spaceship in Dead Space; the waist-deep Bostonian...
Platforms: PS4, Xbox One, PC
Release Date: August 26, 2014
Average Scores: 83, 84, 84
I saw the Gamefly envelope resting on my bed and my heart sank into my gut (which could have been Doritos-flavored...
Platforms: PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Release Date: October 14, 2014
There has been nothing worse in gaming than Resident Evil's fall from grace. Of course it would take the series' father to rectify...
Platforms: PS3, Xbox 360, PC
Release Date: March 18, 2014
Average Scores: 43, 50, 49
I am sorry, dear reader. I have failed you. But not as much as I failed myself.
Just a few weeks ago, I made...
It had been years since the outbreak. I had not seen an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia since the start of the apocalypse. Mac had just lost his "mass" and Frank did not want to do the...